The Medieval Dead earrings
One time, I was watching television — well, some educational type streaming channel — and there was a program called The Medieval Dead. It wasn't a very good program, as these things go. A sort of disjointed, pallid shadow of Time Team. Nonetheless, the title of the program cracked me up, and the melodrama with which the opening credits delivered it.
Tangents aside, these are quite excellent earrings and very much medieval sort of dead chaps. I can't help but think of Richard III, buried under the car park.
Oh, but, even if you're not weirdly obsessed with UK archeology, like me, these are, as I was saying, quite excellent earrings. Goth — gothic even. The ear wires are zinc alloy.